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Guinea Creature
Naming
Others Giant Guinea Pig
The Furry Death
Binomen N/A
Morphology
Body type Mammalian
Intelligence
Sentience Sentient
Sapience Sapient
Aggressivity Extreme
Ecology
Place of origin Peru
Habitat Mountains
Diet Omnivorous
Locomotion Quadrupedal
Flight (Guinea Bee)
Subspecies Guinea Pig
Guinea Bee
Guinea Rabbit
Guinea Spider
Guinea Mouse
Guinea Bear
Guinea Rat
Guinea Panther
Guinea-Saurus Rex
Guinea Pirate
Status LC
Behind the Scenes
Universe South Park
Performed by Real-life guinea pigs


Guinea Creatures are a race of mammalian beings which originate from the mountains of a valley within Peru.

They despise for all humanity and are subdued by the sound of pan flutes plus while only Craig Tucker possesses a power strong enough to destroy them.

Overview[]

Although the Guinea Creatures appear mostly alike any regular guinea pig expect other than the fact of them being extremely huge, ferocious beasts with a taste for human flesh, despite that they favor giant-sized fruit. Guinea Creatures can reach up to high levels of intelligence, where some also speak thus can take human form. There are over many different variations including such as Guinea Bees, Guinea Rabbits and a Guinea-Saurus Rex. Occasionally pan flute bands play music in order to prevent from attacking especially worldwide.

Appearances[]

  • South Park, s12e10, "Pandemic" (2008)
  • South Park, s12e11, "Pandemic 2: The Startling" (2008)