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Michael Chertoff
Naming
Others Guinea Pirate
Personal information
Species Guinea Creature
Gender Male
Occupation Secretary
Current status Active
Biology
Body type Shapeshifter
Sentience Sentient
Sapience Sapient
Behind the scenes
Universe South Park
Created by Trey Parker
Matt Stone
Performed by Trey Parker

Michael Chertoff is the name assumed by Guinea Pirate, a giant rodent who planned to rid the world of pan flute bands and thus lead his own kind to conquer.

Biography[]

For years, the Guinea Pirate portrayed as a human under the name of "Michael Chertoff" and as Secretary of Homeland Security, where Michael Chertoff soon had all Peruvian pan flute bands captured and seek to eliminate Craig Tucker for he was the only one who held power to stop him and his entire species.

Appearances[]

  • South Park, s12e10, "Pandemic" (2008)
  • South Park, s12e10, "Pandemic 2: The Startling" (2008)