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Poglodyte
Pogman
Naming
Others Pogman
Morphology
Body type Humanoid
Intelligence
Sapience Sapient
Aggressivity Peaceful
Language English
Ecology
Place of origin Evolved in the tropics
Habitat Islands of Hawai'i
Diet Herbivorous
Locomotion Bipedal
Status Data Deficient
Behind the Scenes
Universe POG Juice
Created by Meadow Gold


Poglodytes are a species of subtropical, almost caveman-like hominids inhabiting the islands of Hawai'i. They are completely covered in hair which can appear golden or brown in color, with the exception of their arms and legs. At least some members are known to have a bulbous nose with an almost dog-like texture to it. Their culture seems to be entirely based around the creation of POG juice.

The Magic of POG[]

In an enchanting world beyond the pineapple fields and rainbow gateway of Hawai'i, there's a magical village of Poglodytes. Each day our furry little friends gather a trio of fruits — Passion Fruit, Orange, and Guava — and make a one-of-a-kind fresh nectar affectionately called POG. Before sunrise, Poglodytes search orchards across the islands to find the best ingredients, next they swirl in happiness and sunshine, and finally add the secret ingredient unique to Hawai'i: ALOHA — all that is good in the world!

Notes[]

While the creatures originate with the original POG drink produced by Meadow Gold as its mascot, the species was transferred over in the form of Pogman for the milk cap game children obsessively played in the mid-1990s.

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