Non-alien Creatures Wiki
Puckerberry
Naming
Others N/A
Binomen Unknown
Morphology
Body type Fruit (normally)
Humanoid (if eaten)
Intelligence
Sentience Non-Sentient (normally)
Sentient (once ingested)
Sapience Non-Sapient (normally)
Sapient (once ingested)
Ecology
Locomotion Bipedal
Status DD
Behind the Scenes
Universe Chowder

The Puckerberries are a species of sour fruits that are so sour, they can make one's body implode. They're also a key ingredient in puckerberry squart tarts.

Biology[]

They normally resemble any other fruit, but once they invade one's mouth, they instantly become sentient, and grow arms, legs, torsos and facial features. They also possibly have a fast reproduction rate, as eating just one of them creates an entire army. They are harvested from puckerberry trees, but doing so is a dangerous and delicate process, as its juices are implied to be explosive.

Culture[]

If a larger creature were to eat a Puckerberry, it immediately becomes sentient, builds an army, and proceeds to conquer the host's mouth, enslaving any Tastebuds that live amongst them for their own needs. They follow under a hierarchy, many subjects following under a singular leader known as the Puckerberry Overlords, which are made up of a king and a few closer subjects.

How to Harvest a Puckerberry[]

To harvest one, one must wear a hazmat suit, and pluck it with tongs at the moment of maximum ripeness. Be sure to cut the green stem, NOT the red stem!

Side Effects of Eating a Puckberry[]

  • Puckering lips
  • Uncontrollable eye watering
  • The Jitters
  • Severe flatulence
  • And just when you think it can't get any worse. Your entire head puckers until your body implodes.